Friday, May 29, 2009

You've Heard of Rapper's Delight? Well, I'm Delightful.

G-d bless Technology.

Rap, now every genre has there exceptions and I'm well aware that many people like "crunk"-rap, as well as anything that is overly gangsta'. But honestly I can't relate, and recently I found a Genre that is just me. Nerdcore. It's rap for the geek in everyone, now I'm not discriminating against gangsta' rap, everyone has their own thing they can relate to, Nerdcore is mine. Now until recently this certain type of rap wasn't very mainstream, it still isn't, but there are many artists that can be seen as having Nerdcore aspects such as early Gym Class Heroes stuff, Lupe Fiasco, or up and coming rapper Asher Roth, some white dude from Pennsylvania. Well with is overload of Nerdcore as well as intelligent
relevent rap like the three artists I mentioned, I've been inspired to write, and it isn't much but it's something and that makes be very happy.

(This is it.)

All He Wrote, All I Am

I feel like I don’t have a medium to express,

The way that I feel or the way I want to be,

I’m stuck in a rut and there have been times where I’ve done less -

But this is different in some way, I just can’t see.


I’ve been blinded by the times,

My mind’s eye is in a recession,

My receding hairline, I’m 19,

And balding how depressing.


But that’s just current events to make this a period piece,

I’m not affected by the way the price of the gas likes to increase,

I’m working steadily, and I’ve got nothing wrong in my life -

I guess that is the reason that I can’t really write.


But I don’t want to tempt g-d I just want to be able to be,

Express what I’ve been feeling in a swift flowing rhyme scheme,

See I think of me as a poet and thought not many people know it -

I like to be able to forever be.


It’s a little dream I’ve had like since I was twelve,

I started writing in my notebook about how much I hate myself,

Because of the way my peers made me feel -

And pressure from my Bar Mitzvah.


And now I’m all grown up I’m certainly a man,

Or at least in Jewish standing I think you can understand,

I’m ok with who I am and I’m ok with who I’ll be -

But because of that I have a hard time writing this poetry.



P.S.

Listen to "The Lounge" by Asher Roth.

P.P.S.
New Eminem CD.



...Squirrel!


Art by the Ferry, go to it. I'm not associated with it, however the one guy that tipped me at their fundraiser benefit seemed nice and I thought he could use a little advertisement (and his guests could use a course on how to tip a bartender).
So, I saw Pixar's new film today, which went above and beyond my expectations, you could say it went "Up" in my book. ha ha he he, I'm such a kidder, but seriously. "Up" was good it certainly wasn't as strangly happy-yet-depressing as "Short Circuit..." I mean "Wall-e," but it still jerked at all my aww-strings. One thing did stay consistant however, a G-d amoung actors continues his much needed existance in the Pixar world, that actor being John Ratzenberger.

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(Who doesn't) Love You Cliff.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Baltic is the shit...

Monopoly: The Mega Edition


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So apparently there weren't enough properties before, so nine were added. Now I know, I know, "I could barely finish a game of Monopoly before..." Sadly my friends and I think it's uber-cool to play a round on a Friday night, into early Saturday of course. Now as for the Mega Edition there are added rules and shit but really the only thing worth mentioning is AN EXTRA UTILITY (why was gas never there in the first place?) and the fact you can build on the railroads ... which I think my friends and I will be bringing over to our regular games of Monopoly.


Now we played that last Friday and I'm just fiending to play again. It's possible the only reason is because I won only owning the Purples, the Railroads, and the Utilities. Not to brag (and I say that both for the reason no ones going to read this so it is in fact actually not braging and because it's true) I'm a little great at that game.



Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Why are you the worst person ever?

I feel as if I haven't done anything significant since I've graduated. It's not like there's anything I'd of done, however I feel as if something is missing. I haven't written or made anything really since I've High School, I think College has stolen all of my teenage angst. I want my angst back (Minus the Acne).









Look at Staten Island ... Take your pictures on a disposable, don't enhance your images. Need some filter to look through, who needs megapixels.









Went To the Jersey Shore Yesterday and it was just Sooo awesome out. The waves were huge but it was like crazy windy and cold, I had to give away my hoodey and I wasn't able to win another one at a crane game. Which is really my only reasons for going to the shore. Fucking Point Pleasant, should have just gone to West Berlin, NJ.


Oh, and my brother would like to know:
"Why are you the worst person ever?"







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